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[SgtHetfield]

Subject: Q & A (written by Kids)


Q1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?



You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
Sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
Chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
Stuck with.
Kristen, age 10


Q2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10


Q3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
Same kids.
Derrick, age 8


Q4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8


Q5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
Other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
Them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10



Q6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
And make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9



Q7. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
And have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8



Q8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
Clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


Q9. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favourite is........


Q10. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

[CornHolio_NL]

Disturbing

[SgtHetfield]

Don't know why this thing keeps posting stuff twice?

[CornHolio_NL]

Cause you are an excited button basher? (just a theorie) lol

[SgtHetfield]

I have two fireplaces in my house, but one is bigger than the other and I need a grate for it, so I spotted a colleague at work had something, so I mailed him so he came back with this;

>>> Tony 26/11/2009 14:32 >>>
Mr Walpole would be proud of your photoshop skills.

So it isn't a grate thing then?

>>> Rob 26/11/2009 14:28 >>>
Alrite mate,

I've just knocked up a masterpiece on what it looks like. Its a minitiature portcullis type object, that is meant to go across the bottom of the fire. Not really in place of a guard, more of a cover to hide the pile of ashes that would gather behind it.

Its for a relatively small fireplace though.

Rob

[SgtHetfield]

I sent the picture to my other colleague Dave;

>>> Dave 26/11/2009 15:24 >>>
I adjusted it in paint as it looks like loads of holy crosses burning in the hell fires of Jesus' beard..........LOL!

>>> Tony 26/11/2009 14:32 >>>
Mr Walpole would be proud of your photoshop skills.

So it isn't a grate thing then?

>>> Rob 26/11/2009 14:28 >>>
Alrite mate,

I've just knocked up a masterpiece on what it looks like. Its a minitiature portcullis type object, that is meant to go across the bottom of the fire. Not really in place of a guard, more of a cover to hide the pile of ashes that would gather behind it.

Its for a relatively small fireplace though.

Rob

[CornHolio_NL]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Thats great! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[SgtHetfield]

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

Hah! Very nice Sgt. I was starting to really miss all your stories. They've always been a joy to read.

[SgtHetfield]

Well I am starting to collate some more now I have a baby doing odd/amusing things.